Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

Middle Finger

The finger in between your pointing and ring finger, i don't know why you searched this, you should probably know what a middle finger is by now but whatever.

Don't stick up your f@#$ing middle finger again Tommy!

by FalseGoogle.com May 6, 2018

One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.

As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.

by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018

faulty fingers

When you are about to fingerblast a bitch to investigate the safety of her pussy in preparation for fuckage.

Cole: I had a bad case of faulty fingers when I hooked up with Alexa.

Logan: Let me find out!

by Alexabastttttt February 24, 2018

Vegemite finger

The dark brown product left on your finger after anal finger fucking.

Fuck is this vegemite finger. Vegemite left on my finger?

by tazbowl February 24, 2018

crow fingers

Spiky sex act

Crow fingers is one of my special skills

by Lilyjessica February 25, 2018

Chinese Finger trap

When you are "soaking" your dick inside the pussy and then the pussy gets dry from no stimulation and then the dick gets trapped. It goes goes down hill from there.

Nathaniel: "She got me caught in that Chinese FInger Trap when I was trying to soak my member"

by Ken_Dolla February 26, 2018