Cock Bang

Pretty much just a dude that is so retarded and is such an asshole that every time they mutter a single word all you want to do is beat the living shit out of them

Human A: Dude I can't stand the Tobias kid.
Human B: I know. He is such a Cock Bang

by Mr. Frogman September 26, 2019

Cock womble

An idiot that dosnt think and walks around like a twat

(Guy trips over nothing) you are a cock womble

by Manswitthetime October 8, 2019

Cock Crocodile

When a girl, who doesn't know how to give head. Decides to try it, but viciously scraps every tooth in her mouth up and down. While thinking she's pleasing you, as she mistakes your squirming and twitching in pain as pleasure. And refuses to stop.

Hey Jimmy did you finally , get Sally to give you head?
Ya but it wasn't that great, she's a real cock crocodile.

by jdrewn3 October 11, 2019

Rockies Cock

The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers

I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

cock wonk

Cock wonk is when a cock is bent or wonky.

‘You should see the cock wonk on this guy I’m seeing ‘

by Minx13s August 30, 2019

Roblox cock

When your cock be thicc as hell and it looks like Kayne in that I love it music video

Bro: I got some girls after me tonight
Other bro: use that roblox cock!

by TrapJ September 5, 2019

Hamster cock

An Extremely small penis which are more prone of appear with people called Harry.

First Guy:OMG bro you have such a hamster cock.

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019