Cunt Dump

A term used to describe a ladies monthly cycle.... CAUTION! it's use may cause offence/death.

Guy 1: Ain't getting laid this week...

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: She's having a cunt dump....

Guy 2: Lame...

by Krasek November 2, 2009

cunt pirate

A cunt, Commonly known as a vagina, pussy, beaver, etc
a pirate- Someone who steals things.. well you should know what a pirate is.

Well Cunt pirate- Known to me as many things:

One: A lesbian whore.
two: Just a total douche bag that no one likes.
three: Anyone who judges people on there appearance.

Bob: Sally had sex with that chick she met at the bar last night

George: WOW! That cunt pirate!

Kevin is such a cunt pirate!

Brooke: Look at the pants he is wearing. He is such a fag.
ME: WOW! Isn't she just a cunt pirate.

by Rhetnuh FML xD November 12, 2009

cunt face

How someone's face looks whilst performing cunnilingus from the receiver's perspective.

I love his cunt face.....

by nanajunior July 6, 2010

punt the cunt

when a guy gives anal or doggie style sex on a girl or when a guy kicks a girl to the curb.

As in football, the kicker has to punt the ball to score. So can a guy punt the cunt to pleasure a girl.

by JeansRock May 14, 2011

Daft cunt

Stuart Taylor.

Stu, you’re a daft cunt.

Or, Stu, you’re a right DC

by Fredabrahams March 10, 2018

Green cunt

Being a cancerous piece of shit that everyone wishes would just die immediately

"I swear if this kid quotes trump one more time ... he's such a green cunt

by Italianboi February 16, 2017

Shit-cunt

N: A vagina that gets fecal matter in it, usually the result of a male pulling out his penis from his partner's anus, then immediately inserting it into his partner's vagina.

"I was so drunk last night, I forgot to change my condom when switching from the stink to the pink. When we where done, she had one nasty shit-cunt."

by crazyspangler November 25, 2011