Cunt Blunt

When you smoke a fat blunt because bitches be crazy.

Bro 1: "hey bro, why you letting some slut get to you? Take a puff off the cunt blunt!"

Bro 2: "Wow thanks bro, I feel much better!"

by ThatsSomeDankNiggaShit August 25, 2011

Cunt Dump

A term used to describe a ladies monthly cycle.... CAUTION! it's use may cause offence/death.

Guy 1: Ain't getting laid this week...

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: She's having a cunt dump....

Guy 2: Lame...

by Krasek November 2, 2009

Green cunt

Being a cancerous piece of shit that everyone wishes would just die immediately

"I swear if this kid quotes trump one more time ... he's such a green cunt

by Italianboi February 16, 2017

cunt trout

Slightly derogatory, vulgar term of abuse used among close friends.

Brian, did you spill the bong again? What a cunt trout!

by Anthony January 30, 2004

cunt face

How someone's face looks whilst performing cunnilingus from the receiver's perspective.

I love his cunt face.....

by nanajunior July 6, 2010

Daft cunt

Stuart Taylor.

Stu, you’re a daft cunt.

Or, Stu, you’re a right DC

by Fredabrahams March 10, 2018

Shit-cunt

N: A vagina that gets fecal matter in it, usually the result of a male pulling out his penis from his partner's anus, then immediately inserting it into his partner's vagina.

"I was so drunk last night, I forgot to change my condom when switching from the stink to the pink. When we where done, she had one nasty shit-cunt."

by crazyspangler November 25, 2011