Z Job

Z job is aBlow job, then one in the pink followed by one in the stink. Forming an imaginary Z from the three holes.

I thought it might be a 2 positions no oral kinda night but instead I got the full Z job.

by Purple headed raider March 25, 2024

Cherokee County Nose Job

Must have Eraser sized penis

The sexual act, while in Cherokee County, SC, of a girl going down on you with her nasal cavity doing all of the suction power without imploding her own head.

Man, I just got back from the Cinema 5 with ShaQuitta. My dick is so raw from her giving me a Cherokee County Nose Job.

by Slappy Dong Thomas January 3, 2009

job

job

to help your mom pay bills from your job and buy a whole bunch of cars

by rbyam December 12, 2018

Job

Something you need bitchass nigga get employed

"All this dickriding you could put to use in a job"

by Bmanfaiba May 1, 2025

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011