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Bored cop syndrom

When members of the police force in a small town where nothing usually happens anyway, have nothing to do during the winter months, and look for small offences comitted that they would normally look past, such as loitering, smoking within 20 feet of the entrance of a building, spitting gum out in a parking lot, ect. Basically playing the roll of a mall cop, with a "stop or I'll say 'stop' again" attitude.
Dude, this cop saw me smoking, and actually got out of his car to search me, and do a background search on me, and of course check my ID to verrify that I'm really 18.

What a dick dude, I fucking hate Lakeside Arizona, the police all have bored cop syndrome
by Jamesulous ceazar January 8, 2010
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Paris Hilton Syndrome

Being of spoiled rich offspring having no clue about the struggles of the working class.
The real problem with most corporations is Paris Hilton Syndrome.
by newlifeeeternal December 15, 2011
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camel toe syndrome

the frontal wedgie some women get when pulling up their pants too far.
by bMIODSMTOIW April 15, 2003
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Post-Final Syndrome

The clinical term for the lack of motivation that accompanies being done with college finals. Symptoms involve sleeping for unparalleled amounts of time, failure to interact with friends or loved ones, and feeling generally unmotivated.

PFS is known to last anywhere between two and four weeks. There is no known cure, but PFS is luckily almost never fatal. Symptoms recur even after repeated exposure to college finals, suggesting that the human mind cannot adapt to these circumstances.
I haven't seen Josh for weeks; he must be sleeping off his Post-Final Syndrome.
by Dryman May 23, 2017
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Selective Illiteracy Syndrome

Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!

Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.

A: You're still wrong!

C: How exactly?

A: ....um, reasons.

C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
by WHY?Outreach December 10, 2019
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Bird Cage Syndrome

When one is accustom to residing in a confine space and suddenly finds themselves in a overwhelmingly larger space and in-turn becomes uncomfortable and hesitant to expand into their new found larger area.
Hey girl, did you hear that Magdalena is now living uptown? She was so used to living in that tiny 450 sq studio that she's now so freaked out about all this new found space and barely even leaves the bedroom. Wow she definitely has a case of the Bird Cage Syndrome.
by RI Ave Stalker November 25, 2013
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Weird nigga syndrome

“Omg John why’d u put your dick in the mircrowave “- Daniel

“Oh bc he got Weird nigga syndrome”- Vito
by Bert xvideos June 19, 2021
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