Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

by Big guy 1463 June 5, 2021

Jager in a shot glass dropped into 3/4 can of Red Bull Yellow in a highball glass makes a Stuka Bomb! Enjoy!
by thatstanfordguy December 31, 2018

Interesting, but unsolicited, usually sad irrelevant stories found on google and told to you by someone you know.
Man! Wtf i was having a great day until larry came up and google bombed me with some super sad shit.
by Ryker hart October 14, 2020

by andand October 29, 2006

by alshoppingcarte1223 December 11, 2023

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall
by PBI69420 February 26, 2021
