Gamer Eye

A stinging sensation occurring in ones eye when staring at a screen for too long and not remembering to blink. Gamer Eye can occur during or after ones hardcore gaming sesh. Individuals finding themselves with gamer eye lasting longer than 5.3219 seconds should consult with a doctor as it may be a sign of Gamer Eyetis, a gamer ridden disease only contracted by the elitist of gamers.

Gamer1: Aye why Scape got gamer eye?
Gamer 2: he’s been counting the FPS manually in his edits and permanently suffers from Gamer Eyetis 😔

by Entai December 1, 2018

eyes are swimming

A sensation of vision becoming blurry or unable to focus after staring at something for too long.

My eyes are swimming after I worked hard for 1 hour.

by WackyGezi January 23, 2024

chainsaw eyes

A woman's eyes that reveal how psycho she is, leading to a fear that those eyes are the last thing you'll see when she wakes you up and hacks you up with a chainsaw.

I'm not dating that chick, those chainsaw eyes scare me...

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass

by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022

eye-jaculate

When you are so happy your eye starts watering.

Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife

by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016

eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.

Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!

by QuacksO April 10, 2023

Eye

What your seeing this post with dumbass

Human 1: I’m going to lick your eyeball
Human 2: Ok

by Beeeeeccaaaaaaa July 15, 2021