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Mr Meats

A word in which one uses to explain a morbidly obese British male teacher that is severely addicted to fast food.
John - damn why is that teacher so fat
Jack - I don’t know but he looks like a Mr Meats
John - oh that explains it
by SalimAhmedYoussef December 5, 2020
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Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021
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meat call

i was his favorite meat call
by grantland November 26, 2020
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Meat Pie

To have sex with three men. Black men on top and bottom and white in the middle.
Me, Jacob and Dan are gonna Meat Pie tonight.
by Ya Like Plasma? June 5, 2017
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Second Hand Meat

When a cuckold husband performs oral sex on his wife following a sexual encounter involving another man, for the purpose of eating the other mans semen.
Jeff ate his wife's pussy after getting a creampie from the bull, just so he could get a taste of that second hand meat.
by Meat Vendor June 10, 2022
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circling the meat

Waiting for your best friend to turn their back on their mom and then seducing her.
"Hey TD, Michelle looks like she's circling the meat over there. You may want to say something to your mom bro."
by zedsaidhi December 19, 2015
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Meat Bouncer

A bad person, typically just the scum of the earth. Worst kinds of people to ever walk the earth
“Hey you know the new kid Gary?”

Yeah what about him?”

“He’s a...meat bouncer..”

Fuck that dude.”
by Madisonisameatbouncer January 4, 2021
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