Bext Friend 

A friend that you haven't met in person, who you text or online chat with as much as a best friend.

Whoah bro! Who's this Brenda character and why haven't you told me about her?! Looks like you guys text all the time!

Oh no killa! She's just my bext friend!

Bext Friend by Homerspy March 19, 2011

Wanting To See A Friend Smile 

May possibly involve playing a little prank on a friend in hopes of seeing them crack a smile during a diffucult day.

Creating a screen name and pretending to be the cute neighbor next door and asking your friend out on a date.

But it's not the cute neighbor.
It's you.
Because you're wanting to see a friend smile.

She should learn how to take a joke.
<3

Wanting To See A Friend Smile by ANONYMOUS.124 March 1, 2009

ugly friend 

A friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.

Girl 1: Suzy says we're going to Club X tonight
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*

ugly friend by catfight12 January 7, 2009

friend 

noun, the menstruation

This is the period while women eliminate blood from the womb because a pregnancy did not happen. Actually, monthly is informal but not a swearword.

When the friend goes away, I'll give it night and day.

friend by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Friend 

That guy who can act like an ass and a week later you both are at the bar together. That guy who can see you at your worst and tomorrow you'll be shooting hoops with him. That's a friend.

Friend 1: Go to hell you ass.

a week later

Friend 2: i'll take a scotch

Friend 1: Jack

Friend by shortkite24 March 19, 2010

TV and Friend chiken lover. 

Yup thats me, in every way.

I ate fried chicken and stole another niggers TV, unfortunatly, I have no electricity to run it.

TV and Friend chiken lover. by white base55 November 20, 2004

Fat Friend 

A grossly overweight and bitter young woman who finds a social outlet by becoming “Best Friends” with a much more attractive girl then manipulating and ultimately controlling her life to live through her.

Extremely hostile to most of her attractive friend’s friends and especially all of her boyfriends. Will interfere constantly with the view to splitting them up by any means necessary.

Will constantly “Feed” her victim until she’s approaching the same weight category and level of unattractiveness.

Dave: "She was alright, that bird. You slipped up there, Jim."

Jim: "Wan't my fault, Dave. It was her fat friend sticking her oar in."

Fat Friend by UpYourKilt August 30, 2011