When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.
I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.
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Get the Wendy Wonky-Eye mug.I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
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Get the Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes mug.a Netflix original serving as a reboot of Bravo's 2003 show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", debuting in 2018. it stars the Fab 5, four gay men and a sexually fluid man (two of which are married), who try to make the life of "heroes" (who are basically nominees for the show) a little better over the course of a week.
It stars:
Antoni Porowski - food and wine expert (originally Ted Allen from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Food and Wine Connoisseur")
Bobby Berk - design expert (originally Thom Filicia from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Design Doctor")
Jonathan van Ness - grooming expert (originally Kyan Douglas from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Grooming Guru")
Karamo Brown - culture and lifestyle expert (originally Jai Rodriguez from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Culture Vulture")
Tan France - fashion expert (originally Carson Kressley from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Fashion Savant")
It stars:
Antoni Porowski - food and wine expert (originally Ted Allen from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Food and Wine Connoisseur")
Bobby Berk - design expert (originally Thom Filicia from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Design Doctor")
Jonathan van Ness - grooming expert (originally Kyan Douglas from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Grooming Guru")
Karamo Brown - culture and lifestyle expert (originally Jai Rodriguez from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Culture Vulture")
Tan France - fashion expert (originally Carson Kressley from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Fashion Savant")
~ a scene from when I introduce a friend to the show ~
me to my friends: have y'all seen that show Queer Eye, on Netflix?
friend 1 (who has Netflix): no, but its premise sounds promising
friend 2 (who also has Netflix): OH MY GOD, YAAAAAS, HUNTY. I AM LIVING FOR THESE SICKENING FIVE MEN.
friend 3 (who doesn't have Netflix, but has seen the Fab 5's photos): damn, i don't have that much money. but yeah, i agree. these five men are so fine and so hot.
me to my friends: have y'all seen that show Queer Eye, on Netflix?
friend 1 (who has Netflix): no, but its premise sounds promising
friend 2 (who also has Netflix): OH MY GOD, YAAAAAS, HUNTY. I AM LIVING FOR THESE SICKENING FIVE MEN.
friend 3 (who doesn't have Netflix, but has seen the Fab 5's photos): damn, i don't have that much money. but yeah, i agree. these five men are so fine and so hot.
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Get the eye fapping mug.When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
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