A Dirty Kali is when you fuck a chick in the ocean and with your dick deep inside her anus, you ride her like a boogie board all the way into the shore. Once you reach the shore you pull out and scream "Kali-bunga Dude!" As you finish on her face. The girl must lick up every spec of the cum or be cursed with crabs the rest of her life.
My friend fake drowned at the beach so the hot lifeguard would go and save him. On their way back in, dude was giving her a Dirty Kali. Thank God she licked up all the cum, ain't nobody want crabs from the beach.
by RichardLickson April 3, 2020
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Get the Dirty Ollie mug.Similar to the dirty sanchez. Upon completion of intercourse (usually doggy style) the "man" in the relationship, after getting three good poo fingers, swipes the woman's face from the upper lip to the top of the forehead, with one "racing stripe" over the nose, and one over each eye, to create the effect of race car pinstripes.
With mad shifting from his gear stick, and a well lubricated engine, he won the race, and for the victory lap, he gave her a dirty earnhardt.
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