Someone who stays up all night annoying people, slurping coffee, gambling and eating other peoples food!!
I was asleep, when I heard someone cooking pizza and slurping coffee! I've got to be up for the gym soon, I wish that insomniac cunt would go to bed!
by Daddyfuck1990 February 2, 2015
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by Drip god Brock November 21, 2019
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It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.
Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.
Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.
Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.
Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.
Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012
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Bob: Did you see Ann Coulter on Fox News today?
Bill: Yeah, that skeletor cunt was claiming immigrant kids in internment camps were actually paid actors.
Bill: Yeah, that skeletor cunt was claiming immigrant kids in internment camps were actually paid actors.
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Get the worry cunt mug.Guy 1: Ain't getting laid this week...
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She's having a cunt dump....
Guy 2: Lame...
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She's having a cunt dump....
Guy 2: Lame...
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