insomniac cunt

Someone who stays up all night annoying people, slurping coffee, gambling and eating other peoples food!!
I was asleep, when I heard someone cooking pizza and slurping coffee! I've got to be up for the gym soon, I wish that insomniac cunt would go to bed!
by Daddyfuck1990 February 03, 2015
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chizzle dick

Someone who's had to much ken, and there dick has shrivelled up
Hey luke, I think you should calm down on the ken! You've got a proper Chizzle dick
by Daddyfuck1990 February 21, 2015
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