Cats

1. Internet rulers

2. adorable.

"man i wish cars/cats were real"

by Bugbo the bug June 28, 2023

Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

Cats Ass

The alternative definition to "cats ass" as indicating something quintessentially cool. In this definition, cats ass is used to denote a small circular bald spot on the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and thus resembles a felines anus. The term can also be used to indicate any small circular void of something that was previously present and now missing, as long as it resembles it's namesake - a kitties butthole (e.g., a small round patch of dead grass in an otherwise healthy lawn). But let's be honest , its best used to harass your balding friends.

Johnny: Dude, did you see that tiny bald spot on the back of Jesses head?
Muldoon: I know dude! He's only 19 years old and already has a cats ass. Time to call Bosely.

by GGAllin25 September 4, 2017

Caillou cat

the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool

caillou cat better than caillou

by qualityboi October 25, 2019

cat

cute fwuffy pet

i hwave free cats

by Fluffycat3872 January 31, 2023

stray cam cat

The act of having cams mom and sister lick cottage cheese off your cock like stray cats

What's up I heard you got a stray cam cat last night

by Menphie132 March 9, 2024

Cat

One of the best animals in the world. Cats are beautiful animals available in a lot of races.

Are you feeling sad? You should tell your cat about it.

by Dusty17 March 25, 2019