James

An almost mythical boy who was made by god. he is tall blonde and hot and is described as godly and amazing. he is the nicest and kindest boy you have ever met. girls want to bang him.

Omg james is so hot and godly

by soccer39kid August 14, 2025

James Doakes

The Bay Harbor Butcher

James Doakes: Im not the butcher, Dexter is
Maria: Shut up

by jamesdoakeslover827463 August 17, 2025

james mcalpine

the tallest man in the world
7”2 horse racing baddie

“have you seen that tall guy”
“no way mate he’s bloody tall, who is he?”
“that’s james mcalpine the horse racing guy”

by heatherwhite August 21, 2025

James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

James Franklin

The coach for penn state, which cannot win a big game

James Franklin is terrible he needs to be fired

by Shutupcoco October 4, 2025

James W Mace

a real nigga

James W Mace is a tuff real hard ahh nigga fr

by Yxydjfydhcrdho ris October 10, 2025

James Kessel

Usually the hottest guy in the room. it’s commonly used to describe someone who is tall, handsome, and has a nice stature.

David: “who’s that?”
Josh: “thats Brian, he’s our schools James Kessel”

by awesomefish99 October 21, 2025