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Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021
mugGet the Serious Fucking Guymug.

Food Guy

A guy who is not easily satisfied by food. Never leaving scraps on his plate.
Danny was not a food guy.
by Meljoy Rickets December 23, 2021
mugGet the Food Guymug.

when a guy has a bonner for another dude

gay gay he likes other dude
Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker

Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING

when a guy has a bonner for another dude
by haywhatsgooda January 2, 2021
mugGet the when a guy has a bonner for another dudemug.

Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024
mugGet the Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)mug.

guy billie eilish

me: that guy is a guy Billie Eilish
other guy: so what you fucker
by WMWMWMWWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWWMMWMWMW November 13, 2020
mugGet the guy billie eilishmug.

you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes

you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes
you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025
mugGet the you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexesmug.

French Guy

Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
mugGet the French Guymug.

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