God

Harry Styles

Mom: Who is that guy from one direction???
Me: God

by hrrylvr August 29, 2021

thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 3, 2022

go disgrace god

Means that one is going to masturbate away from others so that only God may see him do it.

"Hey, ____ is making me bricked up, I'm gonna go disgrace God rq."

"Bro we're in the middle of something."

by Sour Creme and Onions June 27, 2024

On god

An emphatic way for characterless joggers, mongrels, and degenerated white zoomers to sell their lies.

I never stole yo bike on god

by HELLO, NEIGH🅱️🅱️A October 29, 2021

God-pire

n. A vampire with an extreme God complex to the point of believing himself to be God.

n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.

God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.

The God-pire turned millions of people into vampires, making them his followers.

That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.

by Sheepii July 25, 2011

for the love of god please for the love of god

you lost hope in humanity

Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!

by TheChhingieahsdhb May 5, 2022

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023