Handiphone 

A Charlieissocoollike commercial promoting a surgical procedure designed to make your hand into a phone. Permenantly.

Handiphone, Handiphone,
It's a hand but it's a phone
as well!

Handiphone by Youaresocoollike June 30, 2009

no handles 

having no skill when dribbling a basketball

lacking handles

Shaq, infants, people who golf, etc.

no handles by Theo February 16, 2005

Grab hands 

Grabing things (body parts) with out control

Me:So jakes cute.
Emily: yeah but he has a serious case of the grab hands!
Me: oh really?
Emily:Yeah he keeps trying to grab my ass

Grab hands by mimimimi5555555555555555 July 12, 2009

Heavy-handed

When someone has heavy fists, making them good at fighting.

How that skinny girl beat her up? She just heavy-handed.

Heavy-handed by Queen_jayyy May 30, 2018

Left-handed 

About 10% of people are left handed. People who are left handed are very creative. Left-handed people are super kind and like to give back to the homeless. If you have a left-handed friend you are very lucky because they are NEVER leaving you and they will stand up for you when nobody else will.

I wish I was left-handed!

Left-handed by EllieCooper17 May 18, 2021

Poop in a Handbag 

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.

*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!

Poop in a Handbag by Scoob The Greek October 4, 2010

handballing 

The art of stuffing your hand and arm into your parteners anus.

similar to fistballing

Note: sitting may cause discomfort after fistballing

Using the powerfull techniques of handballing Bill gently stuffed his fist and arm into Al's secret anal space.

handballing by skin May 20, 2004