Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

by Steezmiester June 18, 2020

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Six handed Sir Francis Drake

-Where six hands are present on one body in a sexual manner. Most often two pairs belong to males and the third pair belongs to the female getting the attention.

-Deriving its name from the founder of San Francisco where the act was defined.

While camping out with Jon and Jacob, Janet was the happy recipient of the Six Handed Sir Francis Drake.

by Xamatron October 16, 2008

Second Hand Friend Fist Bump

The fist bump exchanged by two people with a mutual friend.

I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.

by Mis-hap October 24, 2010

Healthy Handful

As much as you can hold in your hand

Send me a healthy handful of zip ties

by Lord “P” October 23, 2018

One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012