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brown thumb 

A person who enjoys sticking their thumb in peoples bum and sometimes the brown thumbs own bum.
Don't shake hands with a Jackie they're brown thumbs.
brown thumb by one thumbs up August 22, 2010

browned off 

I'm browned off because I had a bad day at work.
browned off by jiggawatt129 April 27, 2006

Brown Martini 

When a man urinates, deficates, and vomits in his partners mouth, then she/he gives the man a blowjob with the mush inside their mouth, the penis, acts as a stirrer.
Dude i got her to let me do the Brown Martini
Brown Martini by EdenC March 27, 2008

brown nose 

when eating out a girl your nose accidentally penetrates the girl's sphincter or clitoris
yesterday was the first time I went to third base and I'm afraid I brown nosed my girlfriend
brown nose by hotjohnny69lol October 23, 2011

snap a brown eye

After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.

Brown Ballerina 

When you are wiping your ass and your finger goes through the toilet paper, giving the appearance of a brown ballerina (the paper being the tutu)!
"I was wiping my ass yesterday and got a brown ballerina."
Brown Ballerina by m!lky October 4, 2008