Ben Hand

Such a fuck

"look, there is Ben Hand! He is such a *dumb/ugly/small dick powered* fuck"

by Giraffeman69 November 24, 2021

The Red Hand of Sauromon

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!

"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."

by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022

Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉

Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much

by Theabusivecat;) June 3, 2021

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

One hand Jackson

Masturbating

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."

by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

hand jiver

Slang expression for a (usually male) masturbater.

The said individuals nocturnal inclinations tend to suggest that he is a first class hand jiver.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.

Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?

by GoebelBeast December 15, 2017