Shit Balls

When a guy wipes from back to front after taking a crap and gets shit on his balls.

OH CRAP!!! I wiped the wrong way. Now I have Shit Balls.

by Ferret79 June 28, 2007

Rip shitting

Adjective. Describing ones physical state of inebriation.

Rob was so rip shitting stoned, he got out his dick and showed it to the dishwasher. (Wife)

by John VanDyke August 6, 2006

Shit Pot

A receptical of small miscellaneous items, added too at random, with the intention of sorting out the contents at a point in the future.

Such as a mug or small tupperware, containing loose keys, dice, bits of lego, boiled sweets, washers, old memory cards etc.

Typically, an item in a shit pot was/is deemed to important to throw away, but not important enough to return to its rightful place immediately. However, in my experience the contents of a shit pot are often eventually branded rubbish and thrown away once an extended period of time has elapsed.

"Do you need anything from this shit pot here on the kitchen windowsill? Because i'm sick of the sight of it and about to tip it in the bin!"

"No, carry on"

by speedtoast November 14, 2016

shit-binned

v. Past tense of shit-bin; to have thrown away. Syn. shitcan; probably a British variation.

My wireless card shit the bed last night, so I shit-binned it.

by Peri April 6, 2006

shit wrecking

A verb used to talk about when someone gets beat down badly.

Jeremy totally wrecked the vampires shit yesterday. Honestly, who bites??

I got my shit wrecked in battlefield when I tried to drive up the beach in that jeep.

I just wrecked that kids shit in beer pong, I shut him out and made 2 bouncers in a row.

Jack is going to wreck our shit when he finds out we got his little sister drunk and gave her a little surprise sex.

by Mizike May 17, 2005

Blizzard Shitting

The act of having multiple men cum in the girl's asshole and then having the girl take a shit next to a high powered fan so that all the cum bursts out and gets carried away by the fan...resembling a blizzard

Dude the party last night was insane, i heard some girl was blizzard shitting all over the walls

by mdubscasa11 November 1, 2010

Shit high

When somebody or something is covered in dirt or grime.

Lily was working In the sewage plant today, she came out shit high in crap!

by superjebb1 May 27, 2019