The Times New Roman

A rock'n'roll band from Baltimore Maryland, poised to take over the world.

I would leave my husband for The Times New Roman.

by futureicon August 28, 2009

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New Puppy Syndrome

When a person just out of a relationship jumps into a new relationship quickly. Similar to the situation in which a beloved dog dies, so the person gets a new puppy to replace the lost dog.

"Wow, she didn't take long to find a new man, it's only been a week since her ex left her."

"Yeah, she definitely has New Puppy Syndrome."

by Tifferous November 7, 2011

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new girlfriend diet

When a new girlfriend cooks so well that you can't stop eating her food, thus gaining weight.

Man1: have you gained weight?
Man 2 : yeah, I'm going through a new girlfriend diet.

by luisfemart April 3, 2011

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New Year's Swag

n. new clothes, weave, etc. usually as a result of christmas money or presents, that almost all kids wear on the first days back to school after winter break. Usually only lasts 1-3 days.

ohhh shiiit, Rae-Rae got that new coogi and a new mohawk! He got his New Year's Swag on point!!

by Melkat January 14, 2011

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adj. While not as far away as Buttfuck Nowhere, this term is used when you have no idea where you are located currently, but have a general sense of where you're, somewhat, at. This is normally used when describing your location in a text, or as a witty comment. Synonym for "Middle of Nowhere", although it can also be interchanged with "Hell".

Nig-nog #1: Where did that pig want us to go again, niBBA?

Niglet: Man, IDK, probably Buttfuck, New Jersey...

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 March 11, 2018

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