john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

JOHN DANGER

A Gay cute looking dude with a massive amount of post nut clarity inside of him and hes in love with cash as well

JOHN DANGER IS A CUTIE

by CASHEND November 24, 2021

john harper

Young dagger dick

John Harper Just big pp

by The man with a dagger dick March 7, 2022

Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

Jógvan John

A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily

Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen

by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022

Piglet John

A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.

Get off the stage, Piglet John!

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

John Radiohead

John Radiohead is the visionary behind the iconic band Radiohead. As the sole member, he has single-handedly crafted a diverse and influential discography that has captivated audiences worldwide. John Radiohead is rarely seen in public due to his devout hatred of rock music and efforts to avoid it. John Radiohead is truly regarded as the most influential artist of our time.

Tom: Wow I love the Amnesiac album so much.
York: Did you know that John Radiohead played every instrument on the album?
Tom: What!!! That's crazy, John Radiohead is so talented!

by bxrp January 27, 2025