wap your pork

To masterbate (male).

Originated from ZAP comics in the 1970's

Johnny being 15 had to wap his pork 3-4 times a day to reduce the white count.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

your penis is weak

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

is that your final answer

What Regis Philbin asks a contestant before they lock in their answer on the game show "Who wants to be a millionaire?"

Regis: Is that your final answer?
Contestant: Yes.
Regis: YOU JUST WON ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

by GameShowFan99 February 9, 2014

bum on your lips

A contempt expression means "Kiss my ass!".

So come on dip bum on your lips.

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

She's your Lobster

From the sitcom Friends.
Phoebe talking complete nonsense, exclaiming that Rachel is Ross' lobster and their suppose to grow old together.

nicole trying to use the 'she's your lobster line on me'
nicole: you're my lobster
me: WTF?
nicole: you know, off friends?
me: uhh no...
nicole: =/
me: owned!

by i'm licking your windows March 15, 2009

smiling with your eyes

when you are smiling with your eyes you are really mothafuckin high, you can't open them all the way. This resembles what one miz Tyra Banks would refer to as, "smiling with your eyes" in pictures if you're a model, like she is...

girl : omg, you look so high, your eyes are squinty!
boy : no, I'm just "smiling with my eyes."
girl : oh duh, I love you when you're smiling with your eyes!

by BooYaJared November 3, 2008

Up Your Arse!

#1 - An appropriate response to any insult.

#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.

e.g. 1

Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"

e.g. 2

Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."

e.g. 3

Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"

by Han :) March 25, 2010