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Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne
Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.
by popnart May 19, 2017
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king doobie

King of doobies. Commonly seen in a spaceship. Highly dangerous. Uses a false sense of security to render opponents unable to maintain a serious demeanor. Often accompanied by a seemingly ridiculous aura reminiscent of a cartoon character. If encountered, attempt to maintain composure and a straight face and disregard your urge to care about your image.
King Doobie doesn't fuck around but he makes it hard not to laugh before you die.
by Weweresupposedtogetmarried April 22, 2017
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ludo king

person 1: wanna play some ludo king?
person 2: FUCK YES.
by eddiemunsonshat January 13, 2023
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King Of New York

You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!
You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.
by NWS4VR August 17, 2024
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The Waifu King Incident

The Waifu King (Peter) went into AniList.com looking at a Siscon manga for 40 minutes. Right after he was caught lacking, the whole group chat flamed him and it was the start of his revenge. He soon started bagging waifus left and right and gained his title "The Waifu King"
Joel: "Aye have you seen Peter?"
Chris: "Nah, ever since The Waifu King Incident, hes's been going rogue"
by wushlongs1432 October 27, 2021
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Lava King

Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.

Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023
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uncatchable king

a person that does not get caught in anything dangerous or a daring act. He appears invincible in his actions. (The opposite to this is a catchable queen that does get caught for everyting)
if a person books a trip to mexico during hurricane season, an uncatchable king would be safe from it on his trip. (a catchable queen would likely get it
by Snarly May 29, 2008
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