cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 5, 2014

brim job

When you lick the salt off a margarita it is a brim job

“Wow this margarita is full and covered in salt” -Amy
Jen: “you should totes do a brim job”

by lilpasty September 17, 2021

blum job

when a person with the last name blum sucks you till you cum

that blum job sucked me

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022

REM-Job

The act of getting enough sleep for a REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep cycle.

Dude my boss just gave me a REM-Job last night!

I don’t sleep. I get REM-Jobs.

by Natahan1996 June 30, 2021

eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.

Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.

by silentsilence August 12, 2023

right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023

Surfy Job

A surfy job is a homosexual sex act in which one of the two partners, in the middle of performing fellatio, pulls his partners foreskin to it's foremost position and blows into it so it inflates a little bit.

"Dude, why are you giving me a surfy job? That does virtually nothing for pleasure..."
"Shut up... it's fun."

by TheMonsterTruk November 8, 2013