I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”

by SBIV February 10, 2022

Rock

Kind af. Unusual hobbies. Will keep you going through hard times. Always crazy nice and a loyal badass mate always looking smart

Yo he looks sick.
Yeah man that’s Rock

by Usayimweird April 25, 2023

smexy rock

smexy rock is daddy karunya

daddy karunya is a smexy rock

by jherfmj February 16, 2022

rocked the nachos

a person, occurrence, or item that is deemed extravagant or awe inspiring.

that spliff rocked the nachos.

by faye s. January 9, 2009

Cop Rocked

When someone gets busted by the PO-9. Usually related to Vehicles and Driving infractions, such as speeding.

"Man. I got caught doing 70 in a 50 zone. I got mad Cop Rocked."

by FlyOnPaperWings May 25, 2008

Circus Rock

a rarely used category of music that mix carnival or circus music with heavy rock, named originaly by youtube user Cryptonaut three years ago

Person 1: what's your favorite type of music?
Person 2: Circus Rock!
Person 1: i don't know this style, what's your favorite music of it?
Person 2: i really like

DELTARUNE: The World Revolving || Metal Cover by RichaadEB
and

Homestuck: S Collide Track 2 - Oppa Toby Style
person 2: you're not obligated to tell me the complete name in a regulare convertation you know.

by Mal9' January 17, 2020