I Control the Fire

Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.

Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!

by moonchild716 April 9, 2011

i just shidded

When you just shidded

oh shit fam, i just shidded

by thefatasscat December 19, 2018

i swear to cum

What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends

Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep

Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED

by cum #727 December 9, 2022

i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I like hawks

Saying these magic words, one can subtly, yet cleverly admit one's tendencies towards the homosexual.

Similar to stating one's love of the hobby of humming.

"I like hawks!"
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How? Because I like humming into other men?"
"No, because you like bird-watching."

by leifdaddy October 11, 2011

I haz nukes?

I haz nukes?

I haz nukes?

by Feeshepherd May 4, 2021

did I ask?

When you're in a fight you will use this phase when your enemy says something. In my opinion this comeback is really dumb since everyone can speak without you asking.

Janet: I think it's pretty rude...
Dawn: I agree with Janet
Lilly: Did I ask?
Dawn: When did I need you to ask? :)

by someone in this world :) August 27, 2021