Toe Off A Shotgun

By far the most traditional, time-honored, and respectable means of taking one's pathetic, wretched, washed-up life, second only to Seppuku, Samuri suicide. The act entails a soon-to-be victim stealing a shotgun, placing the barrel vertically under his/her chin, and resting one's big toe on the trigger. When the individual accepts that they've certainly endured one too many winters, a simple twitch of the toe will resolve all of their issues, petty or grand.

"Aww shucks! Nibbles be outta kibbles! Best don gon don go an toe off a shotgun!"

by D-Mama June 11, 2006

off da market

The term off the market is used when a certain product is no longer for sale, offered, or available any more.

Now the phrase "off da market" is used in Southern Ebonics. When a guy is trying to holla at a girl that is in a relationship or married she'll tell him that she's off da market.

Ex.2
Him: Yo ma what's up wit u can I roll thru sometime?

Her: Naw, I'm off da market

Ex.2
Male 1: What's up with your cousin Keisha?

Male 2: Man you know she still wit Luke, she off da market.

by Southern Ebonics May 1, 2006

ruff em off

1. To physically take something from a person
2. To beat a person up

Scott: did u see that kidsbling?
James: yea let's ruff em off!

by HRM SMK April 5, 2008

poppin off the chain

A phrase used to describe a person, place, thing or idea in a positive way.

Ex. 1 This club is poppin off the chain. Ex. 2 Her booty is poppin off the chain. Ex. 3 His car is poppin off the chain.

by Alyssa J June 10, 2008

blow the lid off

Change your unsatisfactory situation in a grand way.. suddenly perhaps. Making your life much better.

They made me so angry, I had to blow the lid off !!

by urban_doll January 16, 2015

Droping off the Cosbys

taking a shit, Bill Cosby is black

"I needa go drop off the cosbys."

by boyle April 25, 2004

jerk off stalefish

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.

Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"

by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006