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Shrimp God

"Justin's the shrimp god!"
by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015
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God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching
“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
by Night Monkey December 10, 2021
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God

Who is god ?
Jayda she’s hot lol
by Satan69swag November 18, 2020
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
by Tainthair May 23, 2018
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God's license

Driving without a license or a permit
This mf been driving with God's license since high school
by ElWero10 November 12, 2023
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God

Refers To The One

Synonym: Greeter Of Death
Acronym: Greatest Of Desire
Ex: I Wanted Death Till I Realized We’re All GOD
by TheExtremeGod0120 February 20, 2021
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By the Grace of God

Religious people luck

Another term used by "All knowing" people to convince themselves to worship their supreme "All knowing" sky daddy who keeps an eye over their well being and by his grace everything good happens to them and tells them to shit on gays (can't argue against that)
By the grace of God, Sabrina was drunk and Lucifer was able to shaboink her otherwise he had no chance

Dude1: Each day is a hardship. I would have killed myself 100 times over but by the grace of God I have a long fulfilling life to live where I will continue to suffer like this every day
Dude2: fucking kill yourself already
by Professional retard dog January 23, 2024
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