Hannah Eyes

An eye condition where no matter how hard you try your contact lenses slip out at the worst possible time and place imaginable.

Guy 1: what the hell is that in your steak?

Guy 2: sorry man it contact lense, its these damn hannah eyes

by keskeskeskes September 21, 2021

Whispering Eye

Whispering Eye directly means vagina. Taken from the movie "Role Models" It is currently unknown weather the phrase existed before said film.

1. Dude your mom has a GAPING whispering eye!

Guy 1: "Bye mom, I'll miss you!"
Guy 2: "Tell her youll miss her whispering eye!"
Guy 1: "and, I, uh, miss your whispering eye"
Guy 2: "dude... that means vagina"

by The Max axe March 28, 2009

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."

Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.

by misterburns1 August 6, 2008

Eye of the spider

Cringe Minecraft song on YouTube.

Person1: Eye of the Spider
Person2: Say that one more time.

by R3MYO June 6, 2017

Mad Eye Maisie

Maisie, commonly referred to as "mad eye", is the name given to one distinct ginger. Often noted for her sudden interest in hand gestures along with the usage of two Italian words., the name Maisie actually means "Greek Margarita". Also known as "Kelly", mad eye is truly versatile in what she can accomplish and therefore is destined to become a spy for the CIA and USSR. Mad eye Maisie can be spotted out of a crowd due to her ginger hair(described as a rose in Goolia's famous poem) that is often paired with a nonchalant hair clip.

Person 1: Who's the ginger chick talking with her hands
Person 2: That's mad eye Maisie

by Goolia99 February 16, 2022

Eye Candy

Eye Candy As Gurl That Looks Soo Pretty That When You See ‘Em You Can Never Ever Take Ya Eyes Off From Starin’ At ‘Em Like A Kid At A Candy Shop Starin’ At Candy Really Admire ‘Cause Kids Really Like Candy. #EyeCandyAptlyDefined

“Eye Candy As Ever Da Typa Or Kinda Bishes Gettin’ Wooed As Boo & Gettin’ ‘Em Boned.” - Da Goonie, Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, & Kiery Weiry.

by Hzr April 21, 2021