poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.

Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

poop

means shit

i have to poop (shit)

by anonymous November 1, 2020

poop

brown log squishy or hard with chunks comming out of your behind

the poop comming out of my butt was long and hard

by bdog006 November 1, 2020

Poop shoe

Setting your foot down into a diaper with lots of poop, and trying to pick it up but the diaper gets stuck to your foot for a second like that of a shoe.
Poop shoe.

Here's some tea, Becky. Did you hear what happened to Jenny? Someone witnessed her put an open diaper on the floor while she finished putting on her childs clean diaper, and her mommy brain made her forget about it so she set her foot down and got the poop shoe !

by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc November 1, 2020

Poop

Well Xavier uses it a lot, he also uses the emoji.

David: hi Xavier

Xavier: poop 💩

by YESS DADDY November 2, 2020

poop

something that is brun and sogy

this is some sogy poop

by pee boy November 3, 2020

poop fart

when you think its a fart but its a full poop

i think i just made a poop fart in my pants

by dodo jojo November 3, 2020