by Cumchef September 26, 2023

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."
by baddabel June 10, 2018

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.
by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023

by mr tally man February 3, 2024

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.
by sendnudes459@gmail.com December 21, 2022

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020
