You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.
David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."
by David Aruna March 24, 2023
Get the David's outlook on lifemug. by anonymous December 12, 2020
Get the THE MEANING OF LIFEmug. by Jimbo33000 September 11, 2021
Get the Larmy lifemug. Friend 1 - Why are you lying in the floor drinking milk?
Friend 2 - I have lost the meaning of life.
Friend 2 - I have lost the meaning of life.
by TortoiseAxo April 17, 2024
Get the Meaning of lifemug. 
When you're on top of a bitch choking her during sex, then just as her eyes start to cross and she's fading.. You release your grip and as she gasps for a breath of air, you gutturally belch into her face. Then you tighten your grip again to close it off in her lungs so she can't exhale it.
I couldn't get off, so I told her to roll over and gave her the Breath of Life. Best nut of my life.
by Offendicon July 18, 2023
Get the Breath of Lifemug. Life is difficult sometimes. People make mistakes during their lifetime. Some overcome those mistakes and see a chance to change into a better person, while others look at those mistakes as a downfall. Be the person that tries changing into something better. Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you have to keep moving. Nothing ever comes easy; the only way to ride a bike is to learn. No one can *find* a happy life, they have to *make* it. So, be yourself in order to obtain that happiness in life. And remember, there is always light at the end of the tunnel
"Damnit, i hate my life, if only it can be a bit better"
"Well, have you been looking forward to something good happening?"
"yes, i have"
"Hmm. Why dont you try making it happen. Set a time (for example, a week, month, or even a year) for the thing you want to accomplish, happen."
a few months later
"i took your advice, and at first, it didnt work, but i never gave up. I finally got what i wanted!"
"glad to hear that, mate"
"Well, have you been looking forward to something good happening?"
"yes, i have"
"Hmm. Why dont you try making it happen. Set a time (for example, a week, month, or even a year) for the thing you want to accomplish, happen."
a few months later
"i took your advice, and at first, it didnt work, but i never gave up. I finally got what i wanted!"
"glad to hear that, mate"
by HeidiMorrow April 29, 2023
Get the Lifemug.