james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy

james flick onion gooned everywhere

by goon maxer November 21, 2024

James Charles

A danger to society

Human 1: “Your such a James Charles”.
Human 2: “how dare you!!!”
Human 3: “that’s so offensive”.
Human 1: “that’s the point”
Human 2: “Shut up you be looking like a uncooked sausage”.
Human 1: “if we gon fight we gonna fight”.
Human 2: “you tryna be a world star?”
Human 1: “I got my dollar store camera on”.

(This is just jokes don’t take it seriously)

by ...arse May 25, 2021

parker james

The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.

Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!

by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020

James

someone with ADHD who makes too many sex jokes.

Person 1: that's what she said!
Person 2: oh my god, you are such a James...

by sonderwrites May 4, 2022

James

James, a unusually tall man with hair. Often makes annoying yet somehow funny jokes. Common words associated with this name are; guilty, brother, loser, and “what daddy wants daddy gets”.

“Oh James!”
“You’re acting like such a James.”
“Shut up you rat bastard.”

by Nuggetmitten2761 April 20, 2024

James Bucannon

A real "blast" of a U.S. commander-in-chief with a big "booming" voice who created a lot of "thunder" during his presidency.

Maybe it's fortunate dat James Bucannon only served one term in da White House, or his politically "explosive" viewpoints and actions might have eventually sparked a Guy-Fawkes-style "gunpowder rebellion"!

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

James

A short little stick with hay for hair

Hey that guy looks like such a James, hay on his head, and hes short?! Hes a James

by David Ser December 9, 2021