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Attack! Attack! UK

A lot better than the American one. Better punctuation.
Attack! Attack! UK > Attack Attack!

stack attack 

n.

1. To bring it, in a really prudish sort of way.
2. Insidious consumption of chocolate and/ or tofu.
Man, is there any left? No. Total stack attack.

heart attack 

A can of Sparks mixed with either Gin or Vodka
heart attack by Fhenix January 24, 2008

Attractiveness/[Accessibility] Scale 

Hotness: 1-10
Accessibility: 1-10

Take a calculator, add both scores, and divide by two. That is the offical scale for hotties
"Using the Attractiveness/Accessibility scale, Halle Berry is a 10 hotness but 0 access, and the old toothless senile grandma at the rest home is a 0 hotness but if you say you're grandpa she's a 10 accessibility. So Grandma and Halle Berry are the same!"

attention dating deficit disorder 

A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.
I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.
Word of the Day on December 13, 2013

fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.
"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."
fap attack by Deathkiryuu February 29, 2012