Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug. from yung gravy's song c'est la vie, "f*ck your delta- 8, your bit*h 8 my d"
when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off
when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off
by rightless ginger October 3, 2022
Get the 8 my Dmug. A large burly man, absolute obsessed with earth working machinery, notably likes to yawn & say things like "im done" & "cuntz".. Generally from a small racist town, like T-BAR (or how the local crackheads say it to make it sound "kool"... with a "k").
by Mr Robdog December 8, 2023
Get the Tha Big Dmug. 1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.
2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
by Mah Pie November 21, 2011
Get the is on my D!mug. Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.
by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020
Get the The John D. Theorymug. by Geneyev April 12, 2024
Get the D-Willymug. by S O T D T I M October 13, 2020
Get the S O T D T I Mmug.