"Hey Jared, I'm hoping if I play my cards right tonight, she will let me in her yogurt cabinet"
"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"
"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"
by FrictionRoast January 15, 2019
Get the yogurt cabinetmug. When someone sets you up with a joke with a perfectly hilarious and obvious punchline, and you get so excited that you jizz all over your face and ruin everything.
"Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss."
by spelchek December 12, 2013
Get the yogurt shotmug. To lather yourself in your sexual partners cum or semen depending on the gender and slowly licking it off of yourself until pleased with the taste (it becomes sweet)
by sbomb101 December 31, 2014
Get the Yogurt Bathmug. (a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.
by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013
Get the wedding yogurtmug. a fat and chubby cat. if you see someone or someTHING named yogurt, eat it. it's probably yucky though. yogurt is a kitty and he is chubby and fat. if you see a cat that looks like it should be in a boy band, name it yogurt. YOGI MASTER YAS! babushka :)
Lily: Who is that lil fatty?
Giana: That is YOGURT! Don't lose him, or he'll die. He's dumb and fat. His weight will probably pull down while he's walking around.
Lily: He's a cutie! Can I have him?
Giana: ...NO HE'S MINE YOU JERK
Lily runs away crying.
Lily: I want yogurt!
Giana: That is YOGURT! Don't lose him, or he'll die. He's dumb and fat. His weight will probably pull down while he's walking around.
Lily: He's a cutie! Can I have him?
Giana: ...NO HE'S MINE YOU JERK
Lily runs away crying.
Lily: I want yogurt!
by addsthebads2789 February 8, 2021
Get the yogurtmug. by Yogurt Bubbles April 15, 2017
Get the yogurt bubblesmug. by chunk knuckle February 28, 2010
Get the Yogurt Flakesmug.