Work Homie

A person you hangout with at work, but never speak to outside of work.

Brandon to Miguel. '' Hey did you invite Omar to the party? '' Miguel to Brandon '' Naw Omars a Work Homie''

by Greenfiend March 14, 2010

Work Reentry

The first few hours and in severe cases the entire day after returning to work from vacation. Symptons include acute depression, anxiety, and in severe cases panic attacks and an uncontrollable urge to run.

My hunny and I just got back from Aruba and I have work reentry so bad I am ready to puke.

by DrHerbie June 1, 2010

Wonka Clam

What one might find under the dress of a chic that has eaten more than 2 candybars a day for a span of five plus years.

That girl from the other night was sporting a serious Wonka Clam

by Takor Pantsov May 2, 2011

work coma

When you've been working so much you miss out on pop culture references.

Dude, what's all this "winning" stuff that Charlie Sheen has been saying? I've been in a total work coma for the last few weeks.

by Defyna May 10, 2011

Work Beeotch

A drinking buddy that clocks in with you and drinks like it's their job. See clock in.

Hey Work Beeotch...Are you clocking in tonight?

by WorkBeeotch Mandi June 14, 2011

work shirt drunk

being intoxicated whilst one wears a shirt featuring their employer's logo.

Travis forgot his overnight bag at home. Looks like he's gettin' work shirt drunk!

by Travisncs February 8, 2012

Work Scholarship

In the college world, many honors students get financial aid through what is called a "work scholarship".

This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.

The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".

Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.

Person 1: "Did you get in to that college?"

Person 2: "Yeah, and I got offered a work scholarship!"

Person 1: "I thought indentured servitude was illegal?"

by Joejitsu101 February 16, 2014