Ellipses Moment

When you have an awkward moment with someone, and instead of saying "dot dot dot", like you would use in a text message, you call this moment an ellipses moment.

When a douche bag walked in the room, we all felt awkward and declared it was an ellipses moment.

by awkwardmomentsftw April 29, 2011

Bradly Moment

Bradly Moment is referring to when someone does something incredibly stupid/dumb. Equivalent to someone having a massive bozone layer and or having brain worms.

Term originates from Paul Bradly a American school student who was incredibly dumb and had a stutter, leading him to being hated and bullied.

Angelo: Damn bro Chris just had a massive Bradly Moment.

Xavier: I know right!

by Defen1 October 10, 2021

Mike Moment

The act of being filled with austism and saying random bullshit at the worst moments. aka Mike Moment

The family is getting ready to drive off. Mike starts talking about fucking a russian bread based beverage. A classic Mike Moment.

by ApyrNamNahui January 25, 2021

Owen Moment

An Owen Moment is a term that can be used to describe minor inconveniences, or any unpleasant situation. Did you lose your wallet? Owen Moment. Did a family member pass away? Owen Moment.

Example 1:
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."

Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."

by CRYPTiC STATiC July 23, 2021

John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

slow moment

a DUH....moment..its where u forgot what u did or what u were going to do

bob:hey cindy..did u knw wrestling comes on tonight??
cindy:oh okay ill watch it

(15 minutes later)

bob:are u watching wrestling
cindy:OHHHH SHOOT...
bob and cindy:SLOW MOMENT

by asdfwaertawfgsaef June 28, 2010

Webster Moment

A moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.

Webster Moment: "How can the Welsh play for the British & Irish Lions?"

Webster Moment: "Do they have BT in Scotland?"

by H. MacDougall June 28, 2010