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well first of all, whore

*breathes* “well first of all, whore... I don’t appreciate you talking about my craft this way, that is really... that is really screwed up, whore...” -Quackity
someone exiles you? then you say, “well first of all, whore

whore lip 

Herpes simplex virus type 1 commonly called a cold sore.
Mother: Haley, your sore is leaking again.
Grandma: I have remedy for whore lip.

I caught whore lip from a rando at the bar last night.
whore lip by JD Hall November 27, 2007

Mac Whore 

A person who is always seen to be on their iPhone and is obsessed about always going to the Apple store. They are the first person to have any updated Apple software that comes out, and will wait in line on release day at the Apple store to obtain them. Upon going to their house, you can expect to see at least 5 Apple computers without any trace of a PC.
As soon as a slightly faster, bigger, or more aesthetic Mac product is released, they WILL purchase it.
Man, you're such a mac whore! If Steve Jobs crapped in a mug, you would most certainly buy it.
Mac Whore by MacMan14 September 7, 2009

son of a whore 

1. The son of a prostitute.
2. The son of an unmarried mother, a bastard
3. Somebody objectionable.
"You son of a whore, how could you go behind my back?! How could you betray me like that?!"

Usually used as an alternate for "son of a bitch", although "son of a whore" would be the literal translation of many foreign equivalents:

Spanish: hijo de puta
French: fils de pute
Italian: figlio di puttana
Portuguese: filho da puta
Irish: mac striapaí
Scottish Gaelic: mac strìopaich, mac na galla
Breton: mab c'hast
German: Hurensohn, Dirnensohn
Polish: sukinsyn
Hungarian: kurvafi
Persian: matar jendeh
son of a whore by Lorelili August 17, 2009

Whore of Babylon 

Slang term for Bank of America
The Whore of Babylon couldn't wait for me to overdraft my checking account again to hit me with another f*cking overdraft fee!
Whore of Babylon by dcf68 June 26, 2006

pity whore 

A neurotic individual who repeatedly solicits sympathy for recurring problems, but which are of an entirely trivial nature. By constantly seeking pity, the person rationalizes his or her asinine behavior and thus avoids dealing with the underlying issue of concern.
Dave keeps complaining how hurt he is because people make fun of his comb-over. He's such a pity whore!
pity whore by Omnibus January 15, 2008