Weapons Geek

A person who studys modern and ancient weapons

Commonly called nerd or dork but is not

Also called military geek

"That guy who owns the gun store is a weapons geek"

"That guy over there is a weapons geek"

by UNSC LEADER June 2, 2008

Weapoo

An incredibly annoying person or object
A person who is most likely a meme

"he looks like a proper Weapoo"
"what an absolute Weapoo"

by YKRbm September 27, 2020

Weaponized Horny

The ability to channel your inner horny and fuel it as a concentration to rack up insane amounts of wins in video games.

“Damn. We can’t get a kill on these guys. They’re using Weaponized Horny

by dr. finesse January 10, 2022

Insurance Weapon

A weapon, usually a shank of some kind, carried without intention of use. They are carried in case a violet situation occurs and one would need a pointy object of some kind to defend oneself.

I carried my empty beer bottle with my downtown as an insurance weapon.

I keep my switchblade with me as an insurance weapon.

by Will.I.Am2121 July 3, 2010

Wet Weapon

When after consuming Jager Bombs you can transform into the ultimate weapon in love, sexual prowess or a comedy genius. You can also (at the same time) become a demi-god, a destroyer of worlds, the ultimate warrior and a better lover than Cupid

Alt. After too much Jager your Penis becomes like a wet gun -useless "Overcooked wet weapon"

"Look at Arik over there, just did five jagers - He has become a wet Weapon. No doubt someones gona get it."

by Arik of Arnold January 12, 2012

Academic weapon

They get an a , they get a b , they’re DAISY

Ex: Wow Daisy Guillen got a hundred on her Avid final , what an academic weapon !

Alternate definition : Danielle Barber

Wow Daisy Guillen got an A in Pre-Calculus, and is a junior officer, what an academic weapon !

by johngthebadb May 24, 2023

Guadalajaran Siege Weapon

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

Yall remember when Jake eskimo trebuche'd? Its like that but with a better name! She got hit with a Guadalajaran Siege Weapon!

by Dr Agonite May 28, 2021