Weigh Anchor

Variation 1: When a male's private part is so long or the shorts (and underwear) are so short, that the male private part dips below the bottom of underwear and is visible below the bottom hem.

Variation 2: When a man's private parts are so long that they dip into the water in a urinal.

Var 1: "Dude, you need longer shorts. You're weighing anchor."

Var 2: "Man, I hate when I weigh anchor. That urinal water is disgusting."

by PJeigh June 17, 2011

weirditude

The act of igniting weirdness in all walks of life. Most commonly used with a hashtag or "#" prior to it. Can be used as a noun, pro-noun, verb, adverb, and adjective.

Originates from the latin route words "Natitude" and "Weird"

Self: Hey Tom, do you think you want to ignite your Weirditude tonight?
Tom: When you look this good, just breathing ignites Weirditude

by Weirditude September 5, 2012

Weighing of the Bacon

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.

At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Weirdo Magnet

To attract strange or drug affected individuals.

They usually want to strike up random conversache about society or politics which they no nothing about,

this then leads to spitting on you accidently and/or making you look like one of them in a public place or public transport...

Ashlee is such a weirdo magnet, that guy sniffing paint just sat right next to her...

by MilliV April 11, 2013

weird unit

Australian slang for a strange person.

Keith's dad is a weird unit.

by weirdunit March 28, 2018

weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018

Weinershitzel

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.

"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019