wtf just happened!?

An extraordinary event. Like Brazil losing 7:1 in a world cup semi, in Brazil.

Alan Hansen "I've never seen anything like it, ever..."
Gary Linker " wtf just happened!?"

by 0basement July 10, 2014

omg lol wtf

A series of contractions when you're surprised and don't know what in God's name is going on. Often used by a n00b.
See also: omg, lol, wtf.

N00b: OMG LOL WTF Infest Terrans = Teh FiXeD!
Me: Heh!

by Ryro May 29, 2004

OMG WTF LOL

Something that an annoying 12 year old would say on AOL.

OMG WTF LOL, u r stupid

by Kilrogg January 15, 2007

OMG WTF BBQ

'OMG WTF BBQ' is basically a way of making fun of someone who always uses extraneous acronyms while chatting/talking. Examples include omg, wtf, lol, lmao, cba, tbh, ftw, ftl, etc.

OMG WTF BBQ was made for people to use when they can't stand the acronyms anymore. It's generally understood that once you are BBQ'ed, you must end the acronym talk and speak actual English.

Person 1: "omg, wtf... cba, tbh..."
Person 2: "OMG WTF BBQ!"

by Dakota (Dax) May 1, 2008

Excuse me wtf ?

To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said

*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?

by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018

objet de wtf

An exceptionally strange item, typically vintage or antique and often with no practical utility, valued primarily for its bizarreness.

Plural: objets de wtf.

From French "objet" (object) and slang "WTF" (what the fuck).

Ellen's most prized objet de wtf is a plaster bust of Mr. T.

by RainbowVintage January 4, 2012

WTF Wake-up

Anytime you, a man, get hammered, black-out, and wake up half naked in a bed with several other dudes, several of which you don't even know.

"Dude, Chris Swope had a WTF Wake-up the other day"
"That's like the 3rd one for him this week..."

by Ballincat June 12, 2008