Valentinitis

a serious condition when couples in love show ;

1.signs of PDAs (public displays of affection)
2.loving gazes into each others eyes
3.exchange of gifts
4.flowers roses for the women
5.romantic dinner plans
6.spending some 1 on 1 time alone

note:for some this is just another over hyped advertised holiday

"sighhhhh.....<3.....it's valentine's day"

"cant wait to see my boyfriend/husband"

"those flowers/roses are for me :D" "xoxo"

"i love you sweety baby boo boo bear <3"

"xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox infinity"

||~~~~~"my o my that is some serious valentinitis"~~~~~||

/////||~~~and they lived happily ever after~~~||\\\\\

by faiiiiiryGodDuster February 14, 2008

Anti-Valentine's Day

Celebrated on both February 13 and February 15, Anti-Valentine's Day is the holiday of physical love and sex. Whether between couples, singles, or copulation-crazed crazies, it is a day for lust.
The date is supposedly symbolic in that it will be celebrated before Valentine's Day to show sex can come before or without love, and after, so show that it will be there even after love.

I went out and screwed like a rabbit on Anti-Valentine's Day.

by Avada-Sinra February 17, 2007

valentines

The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year.

Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.

On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.

by Mr. Adiction Ary October 3, 2007

Valentining

A flirtationship either before OR on February 14th. Valentining can continue after February 14th if both parties agree.

Boy: "So what is this thing we have?"

Girl: "Well, this 'thing' started before February 14th, therefore I guess we can call it...'valentining'?"

by ProudValentiner February 10, 2013

Valentina Nappi

An italian pornstar who joined in the industry 2012.

Guy1: Hey you know that one pornstar named Valentina Nappi.

Guy2: Yea I've seen her, she's from Italy right

Guy1: Yea I just found out about her, she's freaking hot.

by WellIDontGiveAShit October 8, 2020

Valentines Day

Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic

Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok

by bigtallguy1292 February 8, 2008

St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Sex with a woman having her period.

When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004