Urban Dictionary

When Urban Dictionary first set out as a way for an unmonitored source of free ideas. People saw it as a glimmer of hope for people who could not get their ideas published and open to the public. For some time it worked, but further on down the line isolated groups of teenagers thought that everything containing swears, racial slurs, and the word sex was funny and started to post nothing but little blurbs about sex. After that, people started to use Urban Dictionary as a way to force people to see their political views and started to post their views and then turn down requests for posts that did not have the same opinion as theirs. This led to the previously stated teenagers using the same tactics as the political whores to have only their posts published. Urban Dictionary's creators felt the need to have other people pay for their web pages so they covered the website in advertisements and did nothing to help filter the flow of posts coming in constantly. Urban Dictionary has, since the beginning, dropped lower and lower until it became the whorehouse of the internet. Urban Dictionary is now a lost cause.

P1: Hey wanna go on Urban Dictionary?
P2: No, I don't want to look at millions of posts about sex.

by Sad Sad Patron June 22, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A cry-pit for angsty white male middle schoolers from affluent neighborhoods.

Popular subjects that Urban Dictionary users like to cry over:

-Anything "emo"-related
-"Haters"
-George W. Bush, and how he's personally oppressing you.
-Anyone with any mainstream religious beliefs
-Anyone who gets laid on a regular basis
-Their parents
-School
-Television and the media
-The "rap" music
-Minorities
-Women
-Sports
-The police
-Video game consoles
-Weed
-Anyone who dares have a different opinion on a subjective subject than you.
-Anyone who doesn't share the typical affluent angsty white male middle schooler opinion

All people do on Urban Dictionary is bitch and whine about everything.

by sdagfads January 4, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A.) A place that teenagers use as a thinly-veiled excuse to whine about something when all their friends are sick of hearing them talk about it.

B.) Crack for passive-aggressive people. Read some of the definitions, you'll see what I mean.

Urban Dictionary is a colossal waste of time unless you really want to hear what some whiny emo kid has to say in defense of being emo.

by DrThemo July 29, 2009

Urban Dictionary

It's this site. It's ruined by sick perverts and pedophiles that post ridiculous and absurd definitions that shouldn't be seen by young children. The UD community first looks like a community of sick perverts and pedophiles, and that wraps up Urban Dictionary.

I just laugh at this one little definition at Urban Dictionary as I type in a more mature definition of the word at the site.

by MisaTange July 5, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A place where any stupid fuck tries to make up a new word, thinking he/she is cool because they're going to start a new word.

Stupid Guy: Hey I added the term Shit Kicker Pussy Licker to Urban Dictionary, how cool am i?

Stupid Guys Friends: hey yeah your pretty cool

by Bobobobbabobab August 27, 2006

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary for brain-damaged people.

Basically EBaumsworld.com, but in text form. Popular amongst the same crowd as well.

(there's no way this will be published, but to the editors: please fucking kill yourselves or do something worthwhile with your lives. If this gets published then the previous message applies to all the definition writers as well. Seriously, you people are sad, sad losers.)

huh huh huh...urban dictionary is so awesome....huh huh....poop....huh huh....chuck norris.....huh huh....math is hard....

by radium November 26, 2006

Urban Dictionary

This website, dumbass.

What's that? Urban Dictionary, dumbass. hi

by hellothereiamabaconhawk April 12, 2011