ur mom

A comeback when someone roasts you

jerry:“hey jerry! You’re gay”

You:”ur mom is gay”

by yaboiskinnyboobity June 27, 2019

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Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017

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ur mom

something completely off topic that makes everything funnier

person 1: hey what’s that persons name again
person 2: ur mom

by xx.sleep.xx January 6, 2022

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UR MOM

a word used to completely obliterate an person into bits

JIM: i ate cookies yesterday
JACL: well i ate ur mom

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sara: what r u talking about
amelia: ur mom
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FRANK: what did u guys do yesterday
MIKE: ur mom

by ur mamaa February 28, 2021

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