Cycling Terminology:
Describes an insecure person who shares the minute data details of their latest power meter workout with friends.
Describes an insecure person who shares the minute data details of their latest power meter workout with friends.
CycleNerd: Hey Mike, check your email for my power meter data from today's ride!
CycleNerd: Wow, 1-15 minutes: 200w, 16-30 minutes: 300w (with spikes up to 400w because of the wind, hills).
Mike Hunt: Get a fucking life you watt twat. No one gives a shit about your training. Are you training for Pro 1 2? No, you're a fucking Cat 3.
CycleNerd: Wow, 1-15 minutes: 200w, 16-30 minutes: 300w (with spikes up to 400w because of the wind, hills).
Mike Hunt: Get a fucking life you watt twat. No one gives a shit about your training. Are you training for Pro 1 2? No, you're a fucking Cat 3.
by Dr Hugh Jass December 23, 2010
Get the Watt Twatmug. A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).
Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.
My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.
My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.
by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011
Get the Twat Tapmug. Customer: Oi bartender, I've been waiting forever, pour me a double vodka coke
Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*
Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*
by Honest Bar Manager December 16, 2019
Get the Twat Taxmug. by Austin the twat-humper. September 27, 2011
Get the twat-humpmug. The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.
by bnanny May 5, 2008
Get the twat clogmug. by The Mean Girls May 14, 2014
Get the Hungry Twatmug. A female masturbator by technical definition, although this term can also be used as slang for 'female dickhead'.
I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!
I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!
Twat Twizzler is far too mild of a word to describe the horrific Tomi Lahren. She's more of a...how you say...CUNT!
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
Get the Twat Twizzlermug.